A Scotsman, a Dutchman, and an AUSTRALIAN are discussing what present to give to their wives for letting them attend the World Cup.
The Dutchman and Scotsman manage to choose gifts, while the Australian cannot decide.
He asks the Dutchman "What did you get your lovely wife?"
"I got my wife a necklace and a scarf" replies the Dutchman.
"Why two gifts?" the Australian asks.
"Well,if she doesn't like the necklace she can cover it up with the scarf."
The Australian is well impressed with this and asks the Scotsman "What did you buy for your wife?"
"I got my wife a ring and a pair of gloves" he replies.
"Two gifts as well?" replies the Australian.
"Yes, if she doesn't like the ring she can cover it with the gloves".
The Australian has a good think about this and goes away to buy his wife a present. He meets up with the other two in the pub later and they ask him what he got the wife.
"I got her a dress and a vibrator" he replies smugly.
"Why those two gifts?" they replied.
"Well, if she doesn't like the dress she can go f**k herself".
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