Ultimate truth - Cool Ones!!! (Uncanny-but true!)

• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 
  
• To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. 
  
• The road to success??.. Is always under construction. 
  
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,… neither does Milk.  he he   
  
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. 
  
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. 
  
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 
  
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich... Which never works.!! 
  
• If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.!! 
  
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.!! 
  
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.!! 
  
• As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.!! 
  
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. !! 
  
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? , The bus is still late.. !! 
  
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. !! 
  
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.!! 
  
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. !! 
  
• Especially for engg. Students---- 
  
• If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. !! 
  
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. !! 
  
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.!! 
  
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. !! 
  
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. !! 
  
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker!!!