Spoken (Speak in) English

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self finance colleges.He always speaks in English. The college students have

collected & published a book by the name "Jappier's Spoken English" 

Some of the quotes in the book :-

# At the ground:

All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

You , rotate the ground four times... 

You , go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )

Every body should wear dress to college; Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only salwar.. no nighty.

Girls should not wear T shirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it outside the campus.

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did not see them. 

So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
  
• Open the doors of the window.. Let the Air Force come in.
  
• Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
  
• Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor 
  
• You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class...)
  
• This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."