Fart Philosophy!!!

A fart is a  pleasant thing,

It gives the  belly ease,

It warms the bed  in winter,

And suffocates  the fleas.

A fart can be  quiet,

A fart can be  loud,

Some leave a  powerful,

Very poisonous  cloud

A fart can be  short,

Or a fart can be  long,

Some farts have  been known

To sound like a  song......

A fart can even create

A most curious  medley,

A fart can be  harmless,

Or silent , and  deadly.

A fart might not  smell,

While others are  vile,

A fart may pass  quickly,

Or linger for a  while......

A fart can occur

In any number of  places,

And leave every  one there,

With strange  looks on their faces.

From wide-open  prairie,

To small  elevators,

A fart will find  all of us

Sooner or  later.

But are farts all  bad,

It's simply not  true-

We must never  forget...... .

Sweet old farts  like you!