Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The ultimate joke!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.

He was  so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare  and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.)
Before she  could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,  that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what  the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what  you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered  his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20  bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said...."Clean my  house."

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