One liners...

This week is Breast Awareness Week. 

Spread the slogan: “We stare because we care!”

 

70 ways to make a woman happy: 

No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'. 

 

We had a girl to stay; her name was Viginia. 

We called her Virgin for short, but not for long. 

 

Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. 

Any questions?

Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour? 

 

Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity – 

Don't screw the opportunity! 

 

Q: What is Fashion Designing?

A: Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas. 

 

Q: What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?

A: Skill is more important than the instrument... 

 

“I'm not a Gynaecologist, 

But I wouldn't mind having a look…”

 

Q: What is Female Viagra.

A: Jewellery. 

 

An old woman calls the Police department and says: 

“I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!”

  

The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. 

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: “Hang Till Death!”

 

Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.

Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.

Girl: True, but my father did! 

 

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! 

 

Every married man keeps wondering every evening: 

“Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....”

 

Sex n shopping has one thing in common: 

In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on! 

 

Q: How do you define a virgin?

A: On the Verge but not in! 

 

Q: What is the definition of a Lesbian?

A: Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! 

 

A football team loses their star player, 

Roger Dicks, due to an injury.

Next day a headline reads: 

‘Team to play without Dicks.’

The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. 

It reads: ‘Team to play with Dicks out.’

 

Q: What do politicians and porn stars have in common? 

A: They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.