Q: What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..
A: A licker cabinet.
Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...
A: A Klondyke.
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... >>
A: Fur Traders.
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A: A Lickalotapuss.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
A: Well Hung.
Q: Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake
Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A: One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
Q: What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A: 100 people that don't do dick.
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