Drollness

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing.

Knock, Knock. 

Employee: Who's there? 

Boss: Not you anymore.

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.

Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?

Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

Man: What is  million years to u?

God: Only a second. 

Man: What is billion of Dollar to u?

God: Only a Coin.

Man: Ok give me a Coin.

God: Wait a second....

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."

Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?". 

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

A young man asked a priest.........

Father: Is it a sin to sleep with a  girl?....

Priest: No my child.... But problem is that u guys never SLEEP...

A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"

The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"

Who's guilty in the situation?????????????

Judge- Y did u attack that young man?

Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"

Mother:"You come inside"

Few minutes later Girl shouted, "Mom, Clinton is coming"

Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" 

One is looking very upset by thinking that.......

"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BROTHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"

Two snakes meet each other..

First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.

Second snake:Why?

First snake:Because I bit my lip! 

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how its done on Text!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen.  His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too...

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.