Q: One Lady delivered twins surprisingly 1 is a boy and the other is a Dog. How is it possible?
A: Bcoz her husband is a Hutch user wherever he goes dog follows.
Q: Why did sardarji keep the door open while taking bath?
A: So that no one will peek thro the key hole...
Q: Why were males created before females?
A: Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that thing?
Q: Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
A: Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: For benefit of the deaf.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Q: Whats the best thing about babies?
A: MAKING THEM!
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