Question 1
3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
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Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
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Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
Question 2
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
Question 3
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
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Matlab?
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DUS bahane karke Le gaye D! IL !!
Question 4
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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think
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think
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tired of thinking???
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Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Question 5
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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Okay don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
Question 6
Ok whats the opp of Venky's...
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Venlocks...
(now,now,don't bang ur head plz...)
Question 7
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
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Comepalakrishnan.
Question 8
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
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Subramanium Didn't Saw Me.
Question 9
A real pathetic one
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. Hewants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around...
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What can he do?
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He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration)
And by using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
Question 10
One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross-connected to some other lady. They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
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What is the MORAL of this Story?
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An IDEA can change your wife.
Question 11
A sardar ji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
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Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
Question 12
Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ...
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Sweets........... Nope
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Salt.............. Nope
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Are yaar
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Birla white cemeny "Kyunki iske ander JAAN hei..."
Question 13
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
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Think
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The answer is .......... "They are both not Bananas !"
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