Mallu humour

Question: What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?

Ans: IngumDax

Question: Where did the Malayali study?

Ans: In the ko-liage.

Question: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

Ans: He is very bissi.

Question: Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

Ans: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

Question: Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

Ans: To yearn meney.

Question: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

Ans: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Question: How does a Malayali spell moon?

Ans: MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

Question: What is Malayali management graduate called?

Ans: Yem Bee Yae.

Question: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

Ans: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

Question: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

Ans: An Oto

Question: Where does he pray?

Ans: In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

Question: Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?

Ans: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

Question: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?

Ans: Kerala.

Question: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Ans: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

Question: Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

Ans: He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT' 

Question: What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

Ans: " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where " 

Question: Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?

Ans: Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

Now - Pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of Kokanet oil.

Then - Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.

Finally  - Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN bones....