Dark humor did you say?
Check out these quotes with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
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Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
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Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
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That's why I always wake up screaming.
Oh loving beauty, you float with grace
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If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
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This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
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But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
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What have you stepped in to smell this way?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
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But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
My feelings for you no words can tell
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Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
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But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
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Two parts vodka, one part lime.
And Last... All the above 2nd phrases are true...
Don't be shy to say no!!!!
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