Light bulb...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. 

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" 

I told him I was a light bulb. 

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." 

I jumped down and walked out of the office. 

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?" 

(You're gonna love this.....) 

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 She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."