| Category | Rest of India | Bangalore |
| Foot path
| For pedestrians
| For two-wheelers
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| Autos
| Run on Petrol/CNG
| Run on Kerosene/LPG
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| Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel
| Petrol Pumps
| Petrol Bunks (or Banks)
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| How do cops stop your vehicle
| Wave hand
| Stand in front of the moving vehicle
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| Bribe paid to police if caught without documents
| 100 Fixed rate
| 100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy.
|
| Worst Enemy
| Pakistan
| TamilNadu
|
| Most Hated person
| Pervez Musharraf
| Deve Gowda
|
| Reasons for rioting
| Religion/ sacking of cricket player
| Water
|
| Favourite pastime of residents
| Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?.
| Counting potholes
|
| Front Page news
| How their undercover reporters exposed MP's.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn't have the exclusive).
| Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion tips.
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| What News Paper editorials talk about
| Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?.
| How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry.
|
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English Spoken
| With regional accent
| With California / New York accent.
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| Languages Spoken
| Hindi/English/ Regional
| Every language on the planet.
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| Reasons for traffic Jams
| Cows on the road
| Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses
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| Land grabbers
| Mafia/Politicians
| Software Firms
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| Historical Sites
| Statues/ Buildings/ Temples
| Half constructed Flyovers.
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| Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments
| Corrupt/ Lazy etc
| Don't have websites, Emails bounce
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